Hello, my name is Ferdinand Franz Blackplush, the first Earl of Grunty Fen and Blackthorpe. Today I'm reviewing this wonderful vessel, which provides ample volume to hold the black nectar of gods as well as other hot beverages like Tea, Earl Gray, Hot.
Its exterior is beautiful, it is lightweight and has the perfect colleague repelling colour. It also keeps hot drinks at the same temperature they had at the time of filling. So beware, napalm hot coffee will still be napalm hot after hours, as the short mum and her burned tongue will attest to.
A full 100% approval from my highness, Ferdinand Franz Blackplush of Inselflausch!